Take a left and enter the door to the side of Ulcer King. Talk to the kid for ages then take his hat. Go back round the front and inside. Use the hat on the kid here. Use the cup he gives you on the Dumpster to the side of Ulcer King. Return the filled cup to the kid then use the rest room. Go back into the back of Ulcer King and use the sponge on the kid. When your car's been vandalised, go round the side and touch the wet paint. Then use your hand on your car to cover the graffiti and finish this act. {

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{Act II: Backbreak Hotel {

Use the sponge on the oil. Take a map off the front door. Use the map on Larry to choose a destination. Go to Larry's house at the North east of the map and talk with your landlord, Roper Ferley. Click on one of the sprinklers to receive a staple remover. Return to the garage and use the staple remover on the key, then use the key on the toolbox. Go to Gates' Motel and talk with Officer Bradbury. Use the oily sponge on the bell by the sign then whack it with the wrench. When the officer turns around, use the pen to open the box. Go to the drug store and use the savings card on the ATM to receive some money. Return to Larry's house and pay the landlord your rent. Once inside, pick up your FBI ID card off the floor. Return to the crime scene at Gates' Motel and show the ID card to Officer Bradbury. {

{Act III: Life's a Switch and Then You Fry {

You'll now be in the police department headquarters. Use the wrench to hit the bell on the desk to get the girl's attention. Go down the stairs and talk with Arnold Rimmer to receive a pack of cigarettes. Then do south of here and click on the corpse to get a hand. Go upstairs and go to the south. Click on the man in the stall to get a shoelace. Use your map to go to the pizza parlour. Use the cigarettes on Ron, the pizza chef to get some money. Also take a salt cellar off the table before your leave. Go to the cemetery/morgue and use the hand on the man. When he freezes the hand, get the can of liquid nitrogen. Return to the police HQ and use the liquid nitrogen on the Commissioner's fish bowl. Then use the shoelace and salt on it. Go down to the cells and give Rimmer the bubble gum to get a crowbar. Go down to the Hall of Records, next to the receptionist and use the crowbar to open the files. Get Les Rainey's file. Show it to the Commissioner. Leave this room and use the keys on the lockers. Take the gun and ball of paper. Use your pen on the notepad to find a code. Head over to the storage place on the map. Use the storage receipt and code to enter. Shoot the lock off the garage. Use the pen on the garage. Get the copy of Treasure Island. Pick up the letter. {

{Act IV: The Goat Man Commeth {

Return to the Police HQ and put the copy of Treasure I sland on the Commissioner's bookshelf. Enter the tunnel. Open the cabinet and take the fire blanket. Also take the prescription. Talk with the professor. Go to the drug store to get the prescription. Go to your house and take the lampshade. Go to the Police HQ and find out by taking samples then looking at them under the microscope, which is the best adhesive. Put this in the sample bowl and give him the lampshade. Return to the garage and stick the sticky lampshade on the cop's head. Search the toolbox twice. Return to the police HQ and use the sleeping powder in the coffee in the training room. Go upstairs to Charlie's office and talk with him. Take his jacket. Use the oily sponge on the desk and search it. Go to the pizzeria and use the jacket on the oven to dry it out. Go to the campsite, wear the jacket and enter the woods. Go to your house, charg e the cutter in the wall then cut the bushes at the woods. Give the berries to the man in the morgue. In the fight, punch him twice until his mouth opens in shock then chuck a gobstopper in his mouth. Punch him low and you'll win. When you're on the boat, use the cord on the goat man, use the jacket in the sea, throw the squid on the Commissioner and then shoot him.